1.Find a large padlock
2.Find the nearest hipster with large tunnel plugs
3.Lock it onto their ear
4.Run like fuck
Oh my god
- Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
- Remove your laptop.
- Start it up.
- Make sure the fellow traveller who is annoying you can see the screen.
- Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.
- Then click here.
oh my god.
lol and your ass will be sitting in federal prison with the other idiots.
LMFAO , wrong . dead wrong .
LMFAOOOOOOOOO.
LMFAO
OMG
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
LOL
HAHAHAHAH. this would be beyond amusing.
People hurt, degrade, and put themselves below everyone else. I ask though, if we’re all doing that, where do we really stand amongst each other? Are we all so blind to other peoples pain and so consumed in our own that we don’t bother trying to help? I’m not perfect. You’re not perfect. But at the end of the day, no matter how much something hurts there IS love out there that is seeking your attention, love from a friend, love from family, love from a stranger and love from yourself. Don’t neglect it, don’t let love and knowledge wither and die because you were too consumed in sadness to appreciate it. Grow from your weakness, learn from your sadness. Know that above anything you’ll always have YOU, and you need to take care of yourself. Follow your gut. You’re stronger than you think, prove it to yourself, for yourself! My secret? I don’t follow my own advice, but hopefully, someone can.
What the fuck?! Right when I was logging in, I put my left hand on my left side of my face. And then I see this post on the dashboard. Weird. o_____o;;HAHAH, what the hell?! My face was resting in my left hand, weeeird O_O
Wow…………………. Hahhaah I actually was
I was like. O_O + :O + “OHHH FUCK!” LOL
UH, NOT CREEPY AT ALL D:
no actually, my left hand is on my hip…
When you come to me, come correct. Not this high-school-I’m-gonna-text-my-feelings-to-you bullshit.
When you speak to me, speak like an intellectual. Don’t talk just to talk. Substance is essential. Otherwise you’re wasting your time and mine.
Don’t run around actin’ like you ain’t trippin’ over the loss of our friendship when I know DAMN well when it comes down to it, I’m gonna be the one you come to when you need someone to listen. Yeah, I know you guys can talk up a storm, too. Can’t NOBODY do it like me. Get that right.
Get your life together. School or job. One, the other, or both. SOMETHING that shows me you’ve got something going for you. Even if you don’t pursue anything like that, show me you have passion towards something. Some productive. You love music? Do something. You love cars? Do something. You love collecting stamps and coins and all that? DO SOMETHING. Show me your ambitions. Show me you care about your future if you’re trying to make yourself a part of mine. Yeah, I can dig the guys who live carefree but … honestly, it’s not always like that.
Don’t act like you’re high and mighty just because you got a dick and you can stick it in any girl you like. That may be dope to other guys, but it’s straiiiiighhtttttt jank to most self-respecting women I know.
Start kickin’ it with people who will respect me. They talk shit, you stand up and get ready to fight because that shows how much respect YOU have for me. Oh, you don’t care what they say? Then you don’t care about me.
I want to be a part of your life, not another part of your life. I wanna meet your friends and get to know them. Not so I can have your shit on lock, but so I can get to know and love them like you do. On this same point, I want you to be able to kick it with me and my friends. They’re good to me, they’ll be good to you. I pick a good group of people to kick it with and I can only hope you do the same.
Yup. This pretty much summarizes all I need to say. Thank you, and goooooooodnight.
